Attention Jacqui's Room reader(s):
I need your help finding something: July.
Like the whole month. I lost mine, apparently, because it's almost over and I can't remember what I did with it.
I mean, from the looks of this blog, you'd think I hadn't posted in two week, when in fact, I have been posting brilliant and hilarious items TWICE DAILY.*
I looked in my bag of marbles and it turns out most of them are lost too.
It's a household wide problem. Yesterday, I listened to Tink and Destructo have an extended argument entitled "Uno: are we or are we not playing with a full deck?"
In other news, I heard an all too familiar thumping and scratching sound in my attic this weekend.** Is it possible a new generation of flightless pigeons is out to get me?! Did they not read this blog last spring? Or do I now, in addition to everything else, literally have bats in my belfry? I will keep you updated.
* In my head.
** No joke. All three of these things actually happened this week. This is my life.
*** Photo from 826michigan's Liberty Street Robot Supply and Repair Store website. You can buy loose screws there, if you don't have enough already.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Attention Jacqui's Room reader(s):
Monday, July 12, 2010
Number of laps of the outside of our house done by Thor in his imitation of Iniesta's celebration of Spain's winning World Cup goal: 1
Number of shirts removed as part of said imitation: 1
Number of laps of our house done by my children in imitation of their father: 2
Number of clothing items removed during laps: all of them
Number of laps done naked: 3
Number of laps done wearing each other's clothing: 1
Number of laps done wearing underwear on their heads and screaming with giggles while their father chases them, trying to corral them into the bath: 1
Number of neighborhood block parties we are likely to be invited to this summer: sigh.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Today's Thursday News of the Absurd Inspirational Moment proves we should all watch more nature TV shows.
Mass. school janitor finds 3-foot python in locker
Apparently, a janitor cleaning up at the end of the school year opened a locker and a giant snake popped out, prank can of peanuts style. Except it was a real python. When it tried to attack him, he "grabbed it behind the head as he had seen on nature TV shows."
I think this is the last scene of the book, the one that rolls with the credits in the film. It's the last loose end to tie up: "But what happened to the python?!"
So you tell me, what is the rest of the story?
Thursday, July 1, 2010
You know you are obsessed with your book when...
... while pondering your book during morning "make the lunches and run around collecting stuff" time, you forget to eat breakfast.
... while pondering your book during a write-in with a friend at the library, the solution to your plot problem hits you and, before you know what you are doing, you holler "I got it!" and leap from your chair.
... while pondering your book during a run, you become so absorbed that you forget to watch your step and fly to the pavement in the middle of the street, battering your shoulder and scraping your knees and palms. Yet all you can think as you continue the run (with blood dripping down your leg) is "She could totally wipe-out like that in Chapter 8."
... even in the face of all this, you still find yourself happily pondering your book during dinner...and bedtime...and during the second half of the Brazil-Chile World Cup game...